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When you go crazy for a woman with a bush and a big snatch
I saw her in the park and my pants fell off
My cousin tried to flirt with her and got kicked out of the house
He texted her 50 times just to say hi
hairy milf muncher
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A man who eats hair and gets a hard-on from a woman with a lot of pubes
He told me he once licked her legs and cried
His girlfriend left him because he preferred hairy milfs
He got fired for sending a picture of a hairy vagina to his boss
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A guy who can't stand clean vaginas and only likes the ones with a lot of hair
He called his mom a 'clean snatch' and she yelled at him
He turned down a date because the girl was too smooth
He asked his friend to cover for him so he could go to a hairy milf party