Hairy Mechanic

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A guy farts on another guy's face while jerking him off. When the guy gets off, the other guy's hair gets stuck to his hand and cock because of the cum and the smell.

My boss did this to me during a lunch break. I had to smell his farts all day.

My cousin tried this on his crush and ended up with a hairball on his hand.

I saw two guys doing this in the back of a truck. It looked like a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When a guy gives another guy a hand job while sitting on his face. The cum sticks to the hair and makes it look like a mess.

My friend did this to his teacher during a pop quiz. The teacher cried.

I did this to my brother while he was eating pizza. He choked on his cheese.

Two guys did this in a subway car. The whole train smelled like cum and hair.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A guy gives another guy a hand job while pushing his face into his crotch. The hair gets stuck to the cum and looks like a tangled mess.

I saw this happen in the school gym. The guy was covered in cum and hair.

My neighbor did this to his dog. The dog ran away screaming.

Two guys did this in a bar. The bar got closed for a week.

by Slangipedia 12d ago