Hairy meat wallet

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A sweaty, fuzzy crotch that people think is a woman who's been through the meat sweats or is currently sweating it out.

My gym buddy called my mom a hairy meat wallet because she came to the gym in a sweatpants and a tank top.

My teacher said I had a hairy meat wallet after I took off my shirt during a test.

My dog ran up to my dad and barked at his hairy meat wallet like it was a monster.

A fuzzy, sweaty package that some people confuse for a woman who’s either got the meat sweats or is about to lose her mind.

My friend said my uncle had a hairy meat wallet after he walked into the kitchen with no pants on.

My neighbor called my mom a hairy meat wallet because she was sweating in her pajamas at 10 a. m.

My dog ran up to my dad and barked at his hairy meat wallet like it was a monster.

A sweaty, fuzzy crotch that some people think is a woman who’s either got the meat sweats or is just being lazy.

My brother said my dad had a hairy meat wallet after he took off his pants and sat on the couch.

My teacher called me a hairy meat wallet because I showed up to class in a shirt and sweatpants.

My dog ran up to my dad and barked at his hairy meat wallet like it was a monster.