Hairy meat patties

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Hairy meat patties are college girls who look like they’ve been dragged through a forest and stuffed with old shampoo. They might have a fist, a lunch, or a whole damn class in there.
My roommate said her sorority sister looked like a hairy meat patty after the initiation.
He tried to stuff a whole sandwich in her, and it came out the other side.
She walked into class with a fist in her, and no one asked questions.
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Hairy meat patties are girls who look like they’ve been used as meatballs for a whole year. They might have a fist, a sock, or a whole class in there.
She came out of the shower looking like a hairy meat patty with a sock in her.
He tried to stuff a whole math test in her, and it got stuck.
Her professor said she looked like a meat patty that had been used for 10 years.
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Hairy meat patties are girls who look like they’ve been used as a meatball, a fist, and a whole damn class. They might have shampoo, a sock, or a fist in there.
She looked like a hairy meat patty after the initiation with a sock in her.
He tried to stuff a whole lunch in her, and it came out the side.
She walked into the gym with a fist in her, and the whole team laughed.
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