hairy mango

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A messy snack that makes your face look like a raccoon’s dinner. Tongue stuck to your lip, hair in your teeth, and you still eat the whole thing like a f***ing maniac.
I tried to eat it fast and now my chin looks like a fruit explosion.
My brother licked it and now he’s stuck to the table.
I bit it wrong and now my teeth are covered in hair and mango juice.
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When someone sneaks a lick of your mango and you’re too f***ed up to care. Like a surprise kiss from a mango-shaped monster.
My friend licked my mango and I didn’t even notice until my tongue was covered in hair.
He did it while I was watching TV and I screamed like a baby.
She sneaked up behind me and I got a face full of mango and hair.
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