hairy legs

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Legs that look like they’ve been dragged through a hedge and then left in a landfill
My cousin’s legs look like a goat’s butt after a hurricane.
She didn’t shave since 2015 and now it’s like a forest on her legs.
My uncle’s legs are so hairy, they could start a band called ‘The Leg Fuzz’.
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A famous insult that was so bad, it got turned into a nickname for a guy who probably doesn’t even know what it means
Eric called Ernie ‘hairy legs’ and it stuck like a bad tattoo.
Martin’s nickname is ‘hairy legs’ and he’s still confused about it.
The joke was so bad, it became a life sentence.
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When a girl lets her leg hair grow so long, it looks like she’s been in a war with a goat
She didn’t shave for three months and now her legs are like a goat’s beard.
Her legs look like they’ve been covered in a carpet of leg hair.
She’s so hairy, she could be the next president of ‘Leg Hair Land’.
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