Hairy Lassie

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When you eat a girl out and her hair ends up in your mouth like a stupid surprise.

I thought I was getting a snack, but I got a hairball instead.

She was so gross, I almost threw up her pubes.

I got a mouthful of hair and I was like, 'Is this a new kind of torture?'

When you go down on a girl and her pubic hair is like a bad souvenir you didn’t ask for.

I was licking her and I got a mouthful of hair, and it was like a bad date.

She had more hair than a goat, and I got it in my mouth.

I was eating her out and her hair came up like a trap.

When you eat a girl out and her hair pops into your mouth like it's trying to escape.

I was having a nice time, then her hair jumped into my mouth like a weird party trick.

I was eating her out and her hair came out like a magical surprise.

She had so much hair, it just came out of my mouth like a crazy person.