Hairy Lampshade

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You shove a lightbulb up someone's butt, then twist a lamp onto it like it's a toilet. The bulb has to be on, and the butt has to be covered in hair, or it doesn’t count.

My cousin tried this on my dad and it looked like a flamingo with a face.

I saw it done to a teacher during lunch, and the whole class laughed until the bell rang.

My brother did this to his crush, and now they’re dating because he had a lightbulb up his butt for a week.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You put a bulb in a person’s butt, stick a lamp on it, and turn it on. The person’s butt has to be a little furry, or it’s just a sad lamp.

My friend did this to his mom, and she yelled at him for the rest of the day.

At the party, someone did this to the DJ, and the music was weird for an hour.

I did this to my brother, and now he’s scared of lightbulbs.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You shove a working bulb into someone’s hairy butt, then twist a lamp on it. When you turn it on, the person becomes a walking light fixture.

My neighbor did this to his dog, and now the dog walks around like it’s a monster.

My teacher did this to the principal, and the whole school got a detention.

I did this to my friend during a test, and he failed because he was too distracted.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago