Hairy Kiss

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You're trying to French kiss a girl and her hair ends up in your mouth like it's a prank.
I tried to kiss her and she had a hair in my mouth. I felt like I was eating a rat.
That girl’s hair got in my mouth like it was trying to murder me.
I tried to make out with my crush and her hair was in my mouth. I tasted like a raccoon.
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You’re deep in a kiss and her hair decides to take a detour through your mouth.
I was kissing her and her hair went into my mouth. It was like a hairball attack.
That girl’s hair snuck into my mouth mid-kiss. I almost choked.
Her hair went into my mouth like it was a trapdoor.
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You’re trying to be cool and kiss someone, but their hair ends up in your mouth like it’s a dirty joke.
I tried to look cool while kissing her, but her hair was in my mouth. I looked like a fool.
I was trying to be smooth, but her hair got in my mouth. Smooth gone to hell.
I thought I was cool until her hair went in my mouth. I looked like a loser.
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