hairy kernel

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A giant, hard nose gunk that smells like old socks and has a full-grown nose hair stuck in it like a lollipop.

My brother’s booger looked like a hairball from a raccoon.

That booger is so big, it could be a new kind of nose hair torture.

I tried to pick my nose and got a hairy kernel the size of a pebble.

A nose monster made of snot and hair that you can’t ignore no matter how hard you try.

My teacher had a hairy kernel so big, it looked like a nose monster from a horror movie.

I sneezed and out came a hairy kernel that scared my dog.

That booger was so hairy, it looked like it had a beard.

A giant booger that smells like gym socks and has hair sticking out like a mad scientist’s experiment.

I saw my mom’s hairy kernel and almost cried.

That booger had so much hair, it looked like a spider had moved in.

My brother’s hairy kernel was so bad, it made me laugh until I cried.