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A fuzzy leg sock that turns into a wild beast when it gets caught in a girl’s jeans zipper and makes her scream like a banshee.
My hairy jumper tried to escape my sock and got stuck in her zipper. She yelled like she was getting stabbed.
That hairy jumper was like a raccoon in a trap. She screamed so loud the neighbors came out.
The hairy jumper didn’t just get stuck, it fought back. She was yelling and pulling her jeans like it was a wrestling match.