hairy iguana

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a guy so full of pubic hair that his penis looks like a tiny island in a sea of fuzz

I saw this guy at the gym and thought he was wearing a fur hat

My uncle is a hairy iguana and he doesn’t even know it

He walked into the bar and the whole place stopped to stare at his pubic jungle

when you rub your wiener in a woman’s pubic hair until it looks like it’s been in a blender with a hair dryer

He said he was doing a hair mask, but it was just a lie

She didn’t know what he was doing until it was too late

He used her hair like a beard for his wiener