hairy hoof

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A camel toe so big and hairy it looks like it was plucked from a goat’s ass and glued to your leg, especially when you’re wearing pants so tight they’re practically a second skin and you’re sitting like a feral animal in a public place.
My cousin’s hairy hoof is so big it looks like it’s trying to escape the pants.
At the mall, this guy had a hairy hoof so big it looked like it was going to rip his jeans apart.
My mom’s hairy hoof is so big it’s like she’s got a goat in her pants.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A camel toe that’s so big and hairy it looks like it was stolen from a hair salon and glued to your leg, especially if you’re sitting in a way that makes everyone around you want to run.
That girl’s hairy hoof is so big it’s like she’s got a hairy goat in her pants.
He had a hairy hoof so big it looked like it was going to fall out of his pants.
My brother’s hairy hoof is so hairy it looks like it’s been brushed by a goat.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A camel toe so big and hairy it looks like it was ripped from a goat’s butt and stuck on your leg, especially when you’re wearing pants so tight they’re practically a straitjacket and you’re sitting like a madman.
That guy’s hairy hoof is so big it looks like he’s got a goat in his pants.
At the park, this lady had a hairy hoof so big it looked like it was going to pop out of her pants.
My dad’s hairy hoof is so hairy it’s like he’s got a goat in his pants.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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