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A chunky round guy who lives in a cave and thinks he's a beast because he has a stupid perm and a habit of shoving his face into a vampire’s neck while trying to stab a dragon, all while trying not to let dragon blood hit the floor because he’s too fat to move and eats yogurt out of a purple-headed slinger like it’s his last meal.
At the bar, he tried to stab a dragon with a noodle and failed because he was too busy eating pickles.
He tried to kiss a vampire but got blood on his shirt and yelled, 'I'm not a monster, I'm a god.'
He ran into a gremlin while wearing a perm and screamed, 'I'm not hairy, I'm legendary!'