hairy helmet

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When your flaccid willy is like a jungle and your head is the main attraction.

My hairy helmet is so wild, I look like I just escaped from a zoo.

I got a hairy helmet and my buddy laughed so hard he peed his pants.

Your hairy helmet is so bad, I’m gonna need a mop to clean up after you.

Your head is covered in hair and your penis looks like it's been through a war.

My hairy helmet is so bad, my ex called me a monkey with a bad attitude.

I got a hairy helmet and my mom said I need a haircut and a new life.

Your hairy helmet is so crazy, I think it’s going to grow legs and walk away.

When your head is all hairy and your penis is like a beast that just woke up.

My hairy helmet is so wild, I think it’s gonna start a fight with my beard.

I got a hairy helmet and my friend said I need a shower and a slap.

Your hairy helmet is so bad, I think it’s gonna start a band and rock the world.