hairy heinrich

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You yank out your pubes and slap them on a cock toy. Then you ram that thing up your pee hole like it’s your last meal.

My sister did hairy heinrich and screamed like a banshee.

He did hairy heinrich in the bathroom at the mall. The guy next to him got a nosebleed.

My dad tried hairy heinrich and now he walks like a robot.

You rip your pubes off and glue them to a dildo. Then you stuff it up your pecker and pray to God it doesn’t come out.

She did hairy heinrich in the bathtub and it looked like a horror movie.

My brother did it during a Zoom call. His mom fainted.

He did hairy heinrich and now he talks to his dildo like it’s his ex.

You pull your pubes out and stick them on a cock toy. Then you shove it up your pecker and yell like you’re being stabbed.

I did hairy heinrich and my roommate heard me screaming like a feral cat.

She did it in the grocery store and got kicked out.

He did hairy heinrich and now he walks with a limp.