Hairy Harmonica

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When you grab a girl’s snatch, squeeze it like a cheeseburger, and blow through it like you're trying to blow out a candle. If it makes a loud squeaky noise, you act like you're Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica. She can also play it by puckering her lips and letting out a loud queef.
My cousin tried to play the Hairy Harmonica at a party and it sounded like a dying goat.
I blew so hard on my girlfriend’s snatch, it looked like she was about to explode.
My brother’s Hairy Harmonica solo at the family reunion was so loud, the neighbors called the police.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you go down on a girl like she’s your favorite snack and you don’t stop until you’re full.
I was eating my girlfriend out so hard, I got a stomach ache and a new nickname: ‘The Snack Monster.’
He ate me out for two hours straight. I was full and dizzy.
My mom caught me eating my sister out and she said, ‘You’re not eating my sister, you’re eating my lunch.’
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Blowing a girl’s snatch like it’s a famous instrument, using your lips, tongue, and mouth to make it sound like a rock star’s solo.
He played the Hairy Harmonica so good, my neighbor asked if he was a rock star.
My friend’s Hairy Harmonica performance was so wild, it got him kicked out of the concert.
I played the Hairy Harmonica so hard, I got a standing ovation from the whole block.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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