Hairy Handbag

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4 views · Added 12d ago · 3 definitions

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A Hairy Handbag is where ladies in jail stash their sneaky stuff. It’s like a smelly locker that also smells like old gym socks and bad decisions.
"I got my hair cut in the Hairy Handbag. It looked like a raccoon had a face massage.", @PrisonHairGuru
"My Hairy Handbag was full of tampons and a bottle of vodka. I’m not a mess, I’m a party.", @CellBlockChic
"They called mine the Hairy Handbag. I called it a prison stink bomb.", @JailScentExpert
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The Hairy Handbag is a smelly bag that holds all the secret stuff women in jail bring in. It’s also what the guards call a woman’s private parts when they’re being mean.
"My Hairy Handbag had hair in it. I think I got it from the jail barber.", @HairRaided
"I brought my Hairy Handbag in with me. The guard said it smelled like a gym sock factory exploded.", @JailSmellQueen
"They made me take out my Hairy Handbag in front of the whole prison. I was so embarrassed.", @EmbarrassedInmate"
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The Hairy Handbag is the jail version of a purse, but it’s full of gross stuff and sometimes your private parts. It’s the reason you’re in jail.
"My Hairy Handbag got me in trouble. It had a whole sandwich in it. I was hungry.", @JailFoodJunkie
"I got a ticket for my Hairy Handbag. It was full of candy and a phone. I’m a jail diva.", @DivasInJail
"They called my Hairy Handbag a smelly safe. I called it a prison perfume.", @SmellySafeMama"
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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