hairy hamish the chunky monkey

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a guy who looks like a twink but has so much hair it’s like a jungle inside his butt and everywhere else including his chest belly balls and ass

I saw hairy hamish at the gym and he looked like a monkey with a beard

My cousin’s friend is hairy hamish and he’s got hair growing out of his asshole

I tried to sit next to hairy hamish on the bus and it was like sitting next to a hairy squirrel

a chunky monkey who is covered in hair from his head down to his toes and even in places you don’t want hair

Hairy hamish walked into the bar and the whole place turned around

My mom said hairy hamish is the reason why I don’t want to be a monkey

I saw hairy hamish in the park and he was eating bananas with his hairy hands

a hairy guy who is so chunky he looks like a monkey and has hair growing out of every body part including his butt and balls

At the beach, hairy hamish was the most hairy guy there

My brother said hairy hamish is the most hairy guy he’s ever met

I tried to hug hairy hamish and it felt like hugging a hairy tree