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The worst kind of vag; it stinks like a dead raccoon, it’s covered in hair like a woolly mammoth, and it looks like it was hit by a bus.
My cousin’s Hairy Hamilton smells like my brother’s gym sock after a two-week trip to the sewer.
I saw it in the shower and immediately ran out screaming.
My friend tried to touch it and now he’s got a rash and a death wish.