hairy haggis

My uncle’s hairy haggis is like a sausage that’s been in a trash can for a week.

She said his hairy haggis was so bad it made the dog run away.

He showed me his hairy haggis and I almost threw up.

That hairy haggis looked like it had been dipped in glue and left in the sun.

He said his hairy haggis was the reason he didn’t get a date.

I saw his hairy haggis and I swear I heard a scream from the other side of the room.

His hairy haggis was so big it had its own zip code.

She told me his hairy haggis was the reason she broke up with him.

I didn’t want to eat lunch because his hairy haggis was sitting next to me.