Hairy Grundle

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Hairy Grundle is a fancy name for the dining hall that smells like a sewer and serves food so bad it makes your guts scream.

I ate there once and spent the rest of the week in the bathroom.

My friend threw up in the soup line. Classic Grundle.

The pizza looked like it had been dragged through mud and then cursed.

Hairy Grundle is where the food is so gross it turns your stomach inside out and makes you question your life choices.

I had a hot dog that looked like it had been beaten by a donkey.

The chicken was so dry it could probably be used as a mop.

I brought my lunch just to survive the Grundle.

Hairy Grundle is a place that makes you wish you had a belly button so you could crawl out of your own guts.

I ate there and my jeans smelled like a fart factory.

My roommate got food poisoning and cried like a baby.

The cereal was so old it had a life of its own.