hairy grumbler

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A giant, ugly, smelly poop that comes with a loud belly roar. It might have hair, nuts, or anything your guts couldn’t break down.
My mom’s hairy grumbler woke the whole neighborhood.
I heard my dog’s hairy grumbler from the next state.
That hairy grumbler was so loud, the ceiling started to shake.
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A giant, smelly, hair-filled turd that comes with a loud growl from your gut. It’s like your intestines are throwing a tantrum.
My hairy grumbler came out like a volcano erupting.
My brother’s hairy grumbler was so loud, the dog ran away.
That hairy grumbler sounded like a bear was in my stomach.
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A huge, messy, hair-covered turd that roars out of your butt. It’s like your guts are screaming in pain.
My hairy grumbler came out like a monster.
That hairy grumbler was so big, it took three toilet rolls.
I heard my hairy grumbler from the other room.
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A giant, smelly, hair-filled turd that comes with a loud belly growl. It’s like your guts are throwing a party and it’s full of trash.
That hairy grumbler was so loud, it scared my cat.
My hairy grumbler was like a garbage truck crashing into my toilet.
I heard my hairy grumbler from the hallway.
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A huge, messy, hair-covered turd that comes with a loud roar. It’s like your gut is yelling at you and it’s covered in hair.
My hairy grumbler was so big, it clogged the toilet.
That hairy grumbler came out like a dragon.
I heard my hairy grumbler from the kitchen.
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A giant, smelly, hair-filled turd that comes with a loud growl. It’s like your guts are screaming and it’s full of junk.
That hairy grumbler was so loud, it woke my neighbor.
My hairy grumbler came out like a monster truck.
I heard my hairy grumbler from the living room.
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