Hairy Gravedigger

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A guy who looks like a cross between a goat and a shovel and loves to throw up on his sibling during family dinners.

My cousin is a hairy gravedigger. He threw up on my uncle during Thanksgiving. It was glorious.

He came to my birthday party and puked on my cake. I cried.

He tried to flirt with my mom and threw up on her shoes. Classic.

A femboy with a bushy penis that looks like a shovel and a talent for throwing up on his brother like it's a sport.

He threw up on my brother during a Zoom call. It was live. I couldn’t look at my screen.

He puked on my teacher’s desk. I got in trouble for laughing.

He threw up on my dog. My dog threw up on him. It was mutual.

A guy who looks like he got run over by a hedgehog and a shovel and throws up on his brother whenever he sees him.

He threw up on my brother at the mall. I got a free pizza for watching.

He came to my house and threw up on my brother's face. It was epic.

He puked on my phone. I still can’t look at it.