hairy gooch

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A lady who lets her pubes grow wild like a mad beast took over her snatch.
My aunt’s hairy gooch looks like a raccoon dug through a trash can.
She hasn’t shaved in three months and it’s like a jungle in there.
I saw her in the shower and it was like a horror movie.
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When a woman’s snatch is covered in hair so thick you could hide a goat in there.
Her hairy gooch is so thick I swear there’s a goat living in there.
I almost tripped over her gooch in the hallway.
She walks into a room and everyone stares like they’ve seen a ghost.
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A lady’s snatch that’s so hairy it looks like a bear took a bite out of her.
Her hairy gooch looks like a bear ate her and then pooped her out.
I saw her in the gym and it was like a bear was hugging her legs.
She’s got so much hair down there I think she’s trying to start a forest fire.
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