Hairy Goat Balls

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Goat nuts that are covered in hair, soft as a pillow, and taste like heaven with a side of hell.
I ate one and my whole life changed.
My friend tried to bite them and cried like a baby.
They’re so good I might marry the goat.
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Furry goat balls that are like a meaty nightmare you can eat.
I had a dream about them and woke up hungry.
My dog tried to steal them and got punished.
They’re the reason I failed math.
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Hairy balls that make you want to scream, cry, and then eat them.
I saw them and immediately got a second job.
My mom tried to make a stew and it turned into a disaster.
They’re so good I might eat them for breakfast.
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