Hairy Goat

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A guy is trying to fix his bald head by shoving a goat’s hair into his skull. It backfires when the goat gets angry and rips his eyes out with its hairy claws.
My uncle tried to look cool with a hairy goat. Now he’s blind and smells like goat sweat.
That guy stuck a hairy goat in his brain. Now he’s got goat brains and no eyes.
She used a hairy goat to fix her face. Now she’s got goat hair in her eyes and a bad case of brain rot.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A girl’s crotch looks like a goat’s butt. It’s so hairy, it could start a wildfire.
My cousin’s crotch is a hairy goat. It’s so gross, I threw up on her pants.
That girl’s crotch is a hairy goat. It’s got more hair than my dog’s butt.
She walked into the room with a hairy goat crotch. I ran out screaming like a chicken.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Goat balls covered in hair. So squishy, you could eat them. So hairy, you’d need a comb to clean your mouth.
I ate a hairy goat ball. Now my mouth is full of hair and I can’t stop burping goat juice.
That goat’s balls are so hairy, they look like a dog’s butt in a hair salon.
He tried to eat a hairy goat ball. Now his tongue is covered in goat hair and he smells like a barn.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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