hairy front butt

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A woman's squishy, saggy flesh hanging out front like a sad, used-up pizza box. Usually found on ladies who've had too many kids and too much wine.

My mom’s hairy front butt looks like it’s been through a war.

I saw my aunt’s hairy front butt and I almost cried.

My grandma’s hairy front butt is like a sad pancake.

The flabby, hanging part of a woman’s body that sits in front like it’s trying to escape the prison of her pants.

My cousin’s hairy front butt is like a broken umbrella.

My neighbor’s hairy front butt is so big, it has its own zip code.

My sister’s hairy front butt is like a lazy dog.

The front part of a woman’s butt that hangs out like it's been kicked out of the house and is now living in a tent.

My grandma’s hairy front butt is like a tent in the middle of a field.

My mom’s hairy front butt is so big, it has a passport.

My aunt’s hairy front butt is like a failed project.

The part of a woman’s body that looks like it's been run over by a truck and then left outside to freeze.

My grandma’s hairy front butt is like a frozen pizza.

My mom’s hairy front butt is like a broken record.

My aunt’s hairy front butt is like a sad, tired dog.

A woman’s front butt that hangs out like it’s been given a lifetime pass to be flabby and embarrassing.

My grandma’s hairy front butt is like a free pass to shame.

My mom’s hairy front butt is like a never-ending joke.

My aunt’s hairy front butt is like a failed math problem.

The flabby, saggy part of a woman’s body that hangs in front like it’s trying to make a run for it.

My grandma’s hairy front butt is like a prisoner trying to escape.

My mom’s hairy front butt is like a lazy student.

My aunt’s hairy front butt is like a tired runner.