Hairy Fred

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A hairy Fred is a piece of gross, sticky bait that looks like a soggy old sock that a fish would rather eat than a real meal.

My uncle caught a bass with a hairy Fred, and it looked like it had a bad case of the shivers.

That hairy Fred is so ugly, it probably turned the lake into a prison.

I tried to use a hairy Fred, and my dog ran away screaming like it saw a ghost.

A hairy Fred is a lumpy, smelly thing that fish hate more than a loud kid in math class.

My dad used a hairy Fred, and the fish came out of the water yelling at him.

That hairy Fred smells like my brother's gym sock after a week in the trash.

I dropped my hairy Fred in the lake, and it looked like it was crying.

A hairy Fred is a wobbly, gross bait that makes fish go 'what the hell is that?' and then run away screaming.

I used a hairy Fred, and the fish looked like it had a headache and a stomachache.

That hairy Fred is so bad, it should be banned from the lake.

My hairy Fred got stuck in a log, and now it’s a log Fred.