Hairy Frances

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A funny name for a bushy snatch, usually said by Scots who think it looks like a hairy leg.

My aunt’s Hairy Frances is like a forest. I’ve never seen anything that bushy.

He called her a Hairy Frances in front of her mom. She threw a chair.

My dog’s Hairy Frances is so big, it’s like a rug.

A gross nickname for a really hairy vagina, made famous by Scots who like to make things awkward.

My brother’s Hairy Frances is so hairy, it looks like he shaved his legs with a beard.

She called me a Hairy Frances during a Zoom meeting. I quit.

My neighbor’s Hairy Frances is so bad, it smells like a gym sock.

A big, hairy vagina, usually given to someone by a Scottish person who thinks it’s the worst thing ever.

My teacher’s Hairy Frances is so bad, I had to leave the class.

He called her a Hairy Frances and she flipped the table.

My cousin’s Hairy Frances is so big, it looks like a cat slept there.