hairy fist

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It’s when a girl’s crotch is so packed with hair you think she’s got a pet squirrel in there.

I saw her in the subway and it was like a hairy fist explosion.

He stared at her legs for five minutes straight.

She walked past me and I had to check my pants for hair.

It’s when a woman’s crotch is so full of fuzz you swear she’s got a rug on her legs.

He asked her to dance and she just nodded like she was in pain.

I tried to sit next to her and it felt like I was sitting on a hairball.

She wore a skirt and I could see the hair trying to escape.

It’s when a girl’s crotch is so hairy you think she’s got a goat in there.

He stared at her like she was a mystery he couldn’t solve.

She walked into the gym and the whole place was quiet.

He asked her if she had a pet goat and she said no, but that was a lie.