Hairy fellah

I saw my uncle's hairy fellah and it looked like he had a goat in there.

My cousin's hairy fellah smells like old gym socks and regret.

My brother's hairy fellah is so bad, it makes the dog run away.

My dad's hairy fellah is so hairy, it looks like he grew a beard down there.

My neighbor's hairy fellah is like a forest and he doesn't care.

My friend's hairy fellah is so wild, it has its own zip code.

My brother's hairy fellah is so hairy, it looks like a battle field.

My teacher's hairy fellah is so bad, it made the class laugh until they cried.

My cousin's hairy fellah is so hairy, it could take over the world.