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A person so awesome they make your brain explode like a bag of popcorn.
I saw him at the mall and my brain just melted.
She’s a hairy feast and I’m just a sad sandwich.
That guy walked in and I felt like a burnt pancake.
Hairy Feast
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Someone so cool they could make a hot dog jealous and a superhero cry.
He’s a hairy feast, I’m just a side dish of regret.
She walked in and my whole day went from sad to awesome.
That guy is so cool I think he’s part alien.
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A person so awesome they could turn a Monday into a party and a headache into a holiday.
My friend is a hairy feast and my Monday just got a VIP pass.
She’s so awesome I think my brain is on vacation.
That guy showed up and my headache became a disco.