hairy fairy

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A very hairy guy who likes to flirt with other guys, but only if he’s not in jail for doing something stupid.
My cousin was a hairy fairy until he got caught stealing candy from a store.
He got out of jail and started flirting with the cop who arrested him.
He’s still hairy, but now he’s also a little bit crazy.
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A woman who has way too much hair in places where it doesn’t belong and doesn’t care who knows it.
My aunt has a hairy fairy problem and refuses to shave.
She even has hair on her toes and it’s annoying.
She told me she’s going to grow a beard and join a boy band.
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When you think life is going to be easy, but it turns out you were wrong and everything is a mess.
I thought I’d pass math, but I got a D and cried in the hallway.
I thought I’d get a job, but I got a job at a fast food place.
I thought I’d be rich, but now I’m broke and eating pizza for dinner.
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A magical being that lives in beards and gets angry if you don’t have one or have the wrong kind.
He got mad at me because I had a mustache and not a beard.
He threw a beard at me and I got a paper cut.
He cursed my uncle’s beard and it turned pink.
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