Hairy Eyeball

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When someone stares you like they just saw your face in a toilet bowl and they’re not happy.

My mom gave me the hairy eyeball after I told her I failed math again.

The teacher gave me the hairy eyeball when I drew a mustache on her face.

My brother gave me the hairy eyeball when I took his last slice of pizza.

When you go down on a girl and her pubes tear your eye open like it’s a door.

I got the hairy eyeball after I tried to eat her entire bush.

My guy friend got the hairy eyeball when he tried to swallow her bush.

I got the hairy eyeball and I’m still bleeding from my eye.

A look that’s either hot or like you just got yelled at by a ghost.

My crush gave me the hairy eyeball and I melted.

My dad gave me the hairy eyeball when I said I wanted to be a clown.

My neighbor gave me the hairy eyeball when I yelled at her cat.

The look you get when you’re being lied to and you’re about to punch someone.

My mom gave me the hairy eyeball when I told her I finished my homework.

My boss gave me the hairy eyeball when I said I was sick again.

My friend gave me the hairy eyeball when he said he was going to the mall with his ex.

When you teabag someone but your balls are still covered in hair like a beast.

I gave my friend the hairy eyeball after he said I was ugly.

My brother gave me the hairy eyeball when I took his last game.

My crush gave me the hairy eyeball when I told her I liked her brother.