Hairy Doormat

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Smushing someones face into your pubic hair like it's a crime scene.
My cousin did this to me when he found out I stole his weed.
She did this to me during our lunch break because I called her a bad name.
He did this to me after I told his mom about his secret tattoo.
2
Making someone feel like they're dying from your pubic hair.
He did this to me during a Zoom call and it ruined my whole day.
My sister did this to me when I said her boyfriend was ugly.
He did this to me after I spilled coffee on his shirt.
3
Using your pubic hair as a way to torture someone.
She did this to me during a math test and I failed.
He did this to me after I laughed at his failed haircut.
My friend did this to me during our group project and I quit.
4
Putting someone's face in your pubic hair like it's a punishment.
My dad did this to me for eating the last slice of pizza.
She did this to me after I told her secret to the whole class.
He did this to me when I didn't help him with his chores.
5
Giving someone a face full of pubic hair like it's a surprise.
He did this to me during a game of hide and seek.
She did this to me when I said her pet was smelly.
He did this to me during our science fair and I got a B.
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Making someone's face feel like it's in a hairball from your pubic area.
She did this to me during our car ride and I wanted to scream.
He did this to me after I laughed at his failed dance move.
My brother did this to me when I told his crush he was ugly.
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