hairy donut

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A donut so hairy it looks like a pubic patch got stuck in a toilet and exploded.
My cousin's hairy donut looked like a squirrel had a bad day.
That donut was so hairy, I thought it was a fur coat for a butt.
My dad's hairy donut made me question my life choices.
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A donut so hairy it could start a war between beards and mustaches.
That donut was so hairy, it had a beard and a mustache fighting for space.
My mom’s hairy donut looked like a battle zone.
I tried to eat a hairy donut, and it looked like it had a beard.
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A donut so hairy it could be a new kind of torture.
That hairy donut looked like it was tortured by a hair dryer.
I’d rather get a tattoo than eat a hairy donut.
My neighbor’s hairy donut was so bad, it had a hairball.
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