Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The sweaty mess between your neck and your shirt that nobody wants to look at.

My Hairy Donk looks like a raccoon slept there.

You can smell my Hairy Donk from three desks away.

My Hairy Donk is the reason I failed gym class.

2

The part of your face that smells like old pizza and regret.

My Hairy Donk is so bad, my dog ran away from me.

I tried to hide my Hairy Donk under a hat, but it still came through.

My Hairy Donk is why I get called 'Donkey' in the hallway.

3

The thing that makes you look like a sad version of a donkey.

My Hairy Donk is so hairy, it has its own zip code.

My Hairy Donk is why I wear a hoodie every day.

My Hairy Donk is the reason I get stared at in the elevator.

4

The part of your face that smells like a gym sock in the summer.

My Hairy Donk is so bad, my teacher gave me a warning.

I tried to glue my Hairy Donk down, but it just grew back.

My Hairy Donk is the reason I don’t have any friends.

5

The messy, hairy, smelly thing that lives between your neck and your shirt.

My Hairy Donk is like a second job.

My Hairy Donk smells like a locker room after a football game.

My Hairy Donk is why I don’t like wearing turtlenecks.

6

The part of your face that makes you look like you live in a dumpster.

My Hairy Donk is so hairy, it’s like a forest.

I tried to shave my Hairy Donk, but it just got angry.

My Hairy Donk is why I don’t like selfies.