Hairy docking

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When a guy with no snip gets his butt hair stuck under his flap or another guy with no snip

My cousin tried to do a hairy docking and now he smells like a gym sock.

He did a hairy docking in the middle of a Zoom call and no one knew what was happening.

My dad did a hairy docking and now he can't sit down without screaming.

When a guy who’s not snipped shoves his pubes under his flap or another guy who’s not snipped

At the park, my brother did a hairy docking and got stuck.

He did a hairy docking in the car and it smelled like a garbage can.

My uncle did a hairy docking and now he walks like a crab.

When a guy with no snip squishes his pubes under his flap or another guy with no snip

I saw my dad do a hairy docking and it looked like he had a rug on his privates.

He did a hairy docking in the shower and the soap wouldn’t come off.

My brother did a hairy docking and now he can’t sleep because of the itch.