Hairy Ditch

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When someone shows up late because they got stuck talking to a hot mess.

He was 30 minutes late because he was chatting with some tramp at the coffee shop.

She missed her flight because she was too busy flirting with the baggage handler.

He didn't show up at all because he got lost in a conversation with a woman who had no idea where she was.

When a person is delayed because they got distracted by a pretty face.

He was late to the party because he was too busy hitting on the bartender.

She didn't show up for work because she was too busy making eyes at the mailman.

He missed his date because he got distracted by a girl who looked like a movie star.

When someone gets stuck in a conversation with a woman who has no idea where she is.

He was late for dinner because he was stuck talking to a woman who didn't know her own address.

She missed her meeting because she got lost in a conversation with a guy who had no sense of direction.

He didn't show up at all because he got stuck with a girl who couldn't find the bathroom.