Hairy David

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When some guy rips out his own hair and slaps it on someone else's face like they're a canvas for a very bad art project.
My cousin did this to my dog. Now the dog looks like it got into a fight with a hedgehog.
He did it to my teacher. She screamed so loud the principal came running.
He did it to my mom. She now has a beard and a grudge.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy shaves his nuts and glues the hair to someone else's face because he's too lazy to grow a beard.
My brother did this to my dad. Dad now looks like a confused raccoon.
He did it to my uncle. Uncle now has a goatee and a headache.
He did it to my neighbor. Neighbor now thinks he’s a rock star.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone shaves their pubes and uses glue to stick them on another person's face like they're making a weird face mask.
He did this to my friend. Friend now has a mustache and a very confused look.
He did this to my little brother. Brother now looks like he's been attacked by a hedgehog.
He did this to my mom. Mom now has a beard and a very loud mouth.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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