hairy dana

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when you shove your face into your lady's hair while she's trying to breathe, and it's like she's drowning in her own locks.

my cousin tried to hairy dana me and I had to wipe hair out of my nose for a week

she did the hairy dana in the middle of my mom's kitchen and it was like a horror movie

he hairy dana'd me during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was having a panic attack

the worst kind of teabagging, where you put your face in a pile of her hair and make her choke on it like it's a curse.

my girlfriend hairy dana'd me in front of her friends and I had to leave the room

he did the hairy dana at a party and the whole room laughed at me

she did it in the car and I had to pull over because I was coughing up hair

when you stuff your lady's hair so far up your nose it feels like she's trying to brainwash you with her roots.

she hairy dana'd me at the mall and I had to use a tissue to clean my face

he did it in the middle of a video game and I lost the match because I was too busy gagging

my brother hairy dana'd me and I had to take a shower with a brush