Hairy dad games

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Video games that make your hairy dad yell at the screen like it owes him money. He plays them like they’re a war he’s gonna win.

"You call that a battle? I’ve fought real tanks in real deserts!", Dad after losing to a zombie in XCom.

"I’m not dead yet! I’ve got 30 years of military experience!", Dad during a 3-hour Mordhau match.

"This game’s got more strategy than your mom’s cooking.", Dad to his brother during a Arma battle.

Games that make your hairy dad look like a confused general who just got ambushed by a bunch of kids with video game controllers.

"I’ve led armies in real life! This is just a bunch of pixels!", Dad after losing to a kid in a 1v1 Mordhau match.

"You think I’m gonna lose to a game? I’ve survived Iraq!", Dad during a 4-hour Arma campaign.

"These games are like my old enemies, they never give up.", Dad after another loss in XCom.

Games that your hairy dad plays because he thinks he’s still in the army. He doesn’t care if you’re all dead, he’s still fighting.

"I didn’t fail this game, I just took a break for coffee.", Dad after a 2-hour loss in XCom.

"I’m not done yet, I’ve got 30 years of experience!", Dad during a 5-hour Arma mission.

"These games are like my old enemies, they’re annoying, but I’ll beat them.", Dad after losing to a kid in Mordhau.