Hairy Corndog

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Your barber cuts your hair so bad it looks like a corn dog with hair growing out of it and then he throws the hair at you like it's a curse.

My barber gave me a Hairy Corndog and then said 'This is your new look, loser.'

My dad got a Hairy Corndog and now he looks like a greasy hot dog from the bottom of a trash can.

My barber did my hair so bad, I looked like a corn dog that got run over by a bus.

You get your hair cut and it looks like a corn dog covered in fur and the barber says 'This is art, dummy.'

My barber gave me a Hairy Corndog and called it a masterpiece. I called it a mistake.

My girlfriend’s haircut looked like a Hairy Corndog and she still thinks it's cute.

My barber did my hair and said it was a Hairy Corndog, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a disaster.

You get a haircut so bad, your head looks like a corndog with hair growing out of it, and your barber thinks it's a compliment.

My barber did my hair and said 'That's a Hairy Corndog, and it's perfect.' I said 'No, it's a disaster.'

My brother got a Hairy Corndog and now he looks like a hot dog that got stuck in a blender.

My barber gave me a Hairy Corndog and said it was the best haircut ever. I said 'You’re lying, and I’m leaving.'