hairy coconuts

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a woman is giving a blow job and then she sees how bushy the guy’s pubes are and yells 'hairy coconuts' like she's been cursed and stops doing what she was doing.

'I was halfway through and saw that thing, hairy coconuts! I'm not doing this anymore!'

'He looked like a hairy coconut, I quit on the spot.'

'I saw the pubes and screamed hairy coconuts, I was done.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a woman gets a shock when she sees the guy's hairy pubes and screams 'hairy coconuts' and stops giving him a blow job like it's a war crime.

'I saw the hairy coconuts and ran like I was being chased by a bear.'

'He had hairy coconuts, I quit the job.'

'Hairy coconuts? I’m out. I’m not doing this.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a woman is giving a blow job and then sees the guy’s hairy pubes, yells 'hairy coconuts,' and stops like she's been poisoned.

'I saw the hairy coconuts and said, 'Nope, I’m done.''

'That hairy coconuts thing? I couldn’t even finish.'

'He had hairy coconuts, I turned into a tomato and quit.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago