Hairy Cocktail

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A drink where someone guzzles a mix of dirty pee, butt hair, and two shots of brandy. It’s the worst thing to ever happen to your stomach.

My cousin drank a hairy cocktail and threw up in the neighbor’s yard.

I had to drink a hairy cocktail to get out of doing my math homework.

My uncle tried a hairy cocktail and now he smells like a sewer rat.

When a person swigs a slurry of used toilet water, butt lint, and brandy. It’s like being hit by a trash can.

My brother drank a hairy cocktail and cried like a baby.

I got tricked into trying a hairy cocktail at a party.

My friend drank a hairy cocktail and now he won’t touch brandy ever again.

A messy drink made of smelly pee, butt hair, and brandy. It’s like the inside of a rat’s stomach.

I had to drink a hairy cocktail because I lost a bet.

My sister drank a hairy cocktail and now she smells like a landfill.

I tried a hairy cocktail and it tastes like regret.