Hairy Cocksaddle

My uncle's cousin is a hairy cocksaddle. He tried to beat me up for no reason.

I got stuck with my cousin's hairy cocksaddle at the family reunion. He talked too much and ate all the cake.

My hairy cocksaddle cousin showed up at my birthday party and stole my Xbox.

My hairy cocksaddle uncle came to visit and didn't know how to use a toilet.

I had to babysit my hairy cocksaddle cousin, and he threw a fit because he didn't get ice cream.

My hairy cocksaddle dad showed up at my job and yelled at my boss.

My hairy cocksaddle cousin came to my house and broke my mom's favorite vase.

I got stuck with my hairy cocksaddle uncle on a road trip. He wouldn't stop talking.

My hairy cocksaddle brother showed up at my game night and ruined everything.