Hairy Cliterus

She said she never took a bribe. Then she took a bribe. Then she said she took a bribe. Then she took another bribe.

Her hair is so bad it looks like a raccoon took a bath in a dumpster.

She promised to fix the country. Then she made it look like a junkyard.

She said she was going to fix the economy. Then she fixed the economy. Then she said she fixed the economy. Then she fixed the economy again.

Her hair is so bad it looks like a cat took a shower in a trash can.

She promised to be honest. Then she lied. Then she lied again. Then she lied until the truth gave up.

She said she never slept. Then she slept. Then she said she slept. Then she slept again.

Her hair is so bad it looks like a mouse took a bath in a mop bucket.

She talked so much the president lost his voice. Then he turned into a duck.