Hairy Clairy

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A patch of hair so thick it looks like a wild animal lived there.
My sister’s Hairy Clairy looks like a squirrel made a nest in there.
He said it was a full-on jungle down there.
She had a Hairy Clairy so bad, I think she got hair in her ears.
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A bunch of hair that makes you wonder if they used a lawnmower down there.
Her Hairy Clairy looked like a hedge was trimmed with a chainsaw.
He said it was so hairy, it made him dizzy.
I told her she had a Hairy Clairy so thick, it could start a fire.
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A mass of hair that makes you think they grew it in a pet store.
That Hairy Clairy looked like it came from a raccoon’s butt.
He said it was so hairy, it made him want to run away.
She had a Hairy Clairy so bad, I think she was born with it.
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