Hairy Change

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A pile of cash that looks like someone’s grandma’s armpit after a long bus ride.

I got a hairy change from the vending machine. It was like finding a dead rat in my cereal.

My mom gave me a hairy change for my birthday. I counted it twice and still felt ripped off.

He tried to pay with a hairy change. I told him to get a real job.

A bunch of coins and crumpled bills that look like they’ve been through a war and a breakup.

She gave me a hairy change for my new shoes. I felt like I was getting a punishment.

I tried to use a hairy change at the store. The clerk looked at me like I was a lost cause.

That hairy change was like a bad haircut, messy and full of regret.

A mix of coins and crumpled paper that smells like regret and old pizza.

I got a hairy change from my dad. It smelled like he’d been living in a trash can.

She gave me a hairy change for my allowance. I knew I was getting the short end of the stick.

He tried to pay me with a hairy change. I told him I’d rather work for free.